There are over 2 million of us if you include all of the Richards, Ricks, and Riches. C'mon gang, come out of the closet and admit it, you're all a bunch of Dicks!
United we Dicks must stand! It's the only way we can change the image of our name. Imagine a world where Dick wasn't a name used in vain. Perhaps together we can popularize the use of another name for that purpose - like Peter! Changing our image and making Dick a name of respect rather than shame is a tall task, but I know that Dicks everywhere can get up for it. If your name is Dick, Richard, Rich, or Rick, and you're not a member of DOA, don't delay. Dicks of America wants you!
Even if you haven't had the pleasure of being referred to as a Dick your whole life, there may still be hope for you! Perhaps you are a Dick at heart or a Dick supporter? Well, if you think being a Dick is a four-letter word spelled C-O-O-L...then come on board! All you have to do is download our club card which will make you a Card-Carrying-Dick! Then YOU are prepared to 'Preserve, Promote, and Protect' the greatest name in the world. In Dick We Trust!
As an Upstanding Member, please
1) Join us on Facebook
2) Tweet with us on Twitter
3) Watch us on YouTube
4) Cover yourself in Dickwear for the world to see
So let's get started! Download and print your own Dicks of America club card and memorize Our Creed:
You gotta be a Moose to be in the Moose Lodge
You gotta be an Elk to be in the Elk's Lodge
But a Dick can hang out anywhere!
Welcome to Dicks of America!
A Message From DOA President
Founded in 1986, Dicks of America is an organization dedicated to making Dick the most beloved name in America - if not the world!
The name Dick has become a four-letter-word that also refers to a very familiar part of the male anatomy. Why, it's enough to get a Dick down! I think that it has forced many of us into hiding.